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Newly Single Kristen Stewart Spent Yesterday Moping At Taylor Swift's House
Who ever thought that Elvira, Mistress of the Mope (Kristen Stewart) would seek post-breakup solace at the Beverly Hills home of none other than America's Unicorn Sweetheart Sparkleprincess Taylor Swift? Considering the crowd Swift runs with (Selena Gomez? Justin Bieber?!) I'd have expected K-Stew to glance up from her Kierkegaard text to scoff at their childish antics... nevertheless,Us Weeklyreports it's true. The Betty and Veronica dynamic strikes again!
But nope! Kristen's the heartbroken, sulky Woody to super-romantic Taylor's optimistic, almost deranged Buzz Lightyear. Yesterday, Kristen was snapped in a car on her way to Taylor's, where she spent the day — on Sunday, Robert Pattinson moved his stuff out of the home the two of them shared during their reign as King and Queen Sex Vampires. The two have a mutual friend: Taylor Lautner, who, of course, co-starred inTwilightand dated Swift for two seconds in 2009.
I love that Taylor's becoming the go-to BFF for bright female twenty-something celebrities with their personal lives under scrutiny by the press: Throw in Lena Dunham and you've got the best intimate dinner party ever.
Given that T-Swizzle is damn near as experienced at breakups as Liz Taylor was at this point, what do you think these two did during their day in at Casa de Swift? Got drunk off their asses and watched the entire oeuvre of Katherine Heigl? Sent a personal assistant out to acquire a White Castle Crave Case? Wrote a song called "Fangs For The Memories?" (UGH, sorry.)
Your guesses are also welcome, since I'm so good at this.
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