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Michael B. Jordan

Michael B. Jordan
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Like the best of snacks, Michael B. Jordan is delicious while being so, so good for you. He's extremely talented. He's enjoying a well-deserved Moment that is long overdue. And when he smiles...god help us all. He is the almond butter of Hollywood and I would slather him on everything.

Chris Evans

Chris Evans
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While other Hollywood Chrises come and go (Pine! Pratt! Hemsworth!), this Chris is a steady, beautiful, sensitive presence in all of our lives. He's like beef jerky—swole, sometimes trendy, sometimes overshadowed by other snacks, but still consistently Good.

Idris Elba

Idris Elba
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Idris had my heart onThe Wire, he had my soul onLuther, and he can honestly have my body any time (my boyfriend of six years knows this and has mostly accepted it). He is truly the most delicious man to walk this earth and thus is the human embodiment of the most perfect food combination: chocolate and PB.

Steve Carell

Steve Carell 
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I never thought of Steve as particularly snackable until I saw him coming at me with his salt-and-pepper hair and dad-bod inBeautiful Boy. He looks just the right amount of wholesome—a glass of low-fat milk, if you will—and I'm extremely here for it.

Noah Centineo

Noah Centineo
Getty ImagesRandy Holmes

I was expectingTo All The Boys I've Loved Beforeto just be a fun movie. But I was not prepared for how devastated I would be by Noah Centineo's ridiculous, rogue-ish good looks. (Do not get me started on that hot tub scene, I'm still upset.) Like guacamole, Noah is hot sh*t, and he knows you want to eat him at every meal.

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Timothée Chalamet

Timothee Chalamet
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Timothée is honestly so beautiful that sometimes it hurts me a bit to look at him. He's obviously also really talented, AND he brings his mom as his red carpet date to every awards show? Come on. Like unicorn toast, he's also mysterious and unattainable (who even DIYs that stuff?). And both have similar Instagram appeal, i.e. the limit does not exist.

Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford
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This is Harrison Ford in 1981. Look at him all wrapped up like an Oreo in that dapper tux. Truly and utterly delicious. God help me, I love a man in glasses.

George Clooney

George Clooney on the set of 'ER'
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Like kale chips, George Clooney has come long way from his humble origins to becoming a household name.But let's face it—unlike kale, he's always been A-list to me.

William Jackson Harper as Chidi onThe Good Place

William Jackson Harper on 'The Good Place'
Courtesy of NBC

WHO AMONG US knew that Chidi was such a freaking snack? With all those sweater vests, I had written him off as plain hummus. But shirtless, he revealed some incredible, ahem, complexities, akin to, say, a red pepper or garlic hummus.

Oscar Isaac

Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron in "Star Wars"
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I straight-up do not care that I am taller than Oscar Isaac. (FWIW he is a normal height and I am just a really tall woman.) But my Short King can transform himself for every role he plays—just like how baby carrots complement basically any dip.

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Cole Sprouse

Cole Sprouse as Jughead Jones on Riverdale
Katie Yu / Courtesy of the CW

I long associated Cole Sprouse with Disney Channel'sThe Suite Life Of Zach And Cody. (I babysat a lot in high school, leave me alone.) Like string cheese, I thought I was too old for him. But then his understated, slightly-emo good looks onRiverdaleconvinced me that there was indeed a place for him in my adult life...just like string cheese.

Henry Golding

Henry Golding
Getty ImagesSteven Ferdman

TheCrazy Rich Asiansstar is exactly like the suddenly-everywhere, keto-friendly Moon Cheese: I didn't know it existed. But after having a taste, I crave it allllllll the time.

Justin Baldoni as Rafael inJane the Virgin

Justin Baldoni as Rafael Solano on Jane the Virgin
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With every episode ofJane the Virginthat I watch, I am constantly torn between my two loves: Rafael's (a.k.a. Justin's) arms or his pecs. But even more swoon-worthy is how he has evolved and improved himself, from bad-for-you playboy to supportive father and partner. It's honestly a very similar trajectory to microwave popcorn—once filled with creepy trans fats and chemicals, now available with avocado or olive oils.

Justin Trudeau

Justin Trudeau
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How dare Canada have such a dreamboat as a prime minister? It's so unfair. I'm not totally convinced he's a real person. He's like a macaron—looks great, but his perfection ultimately leaves me unfulfilled.

Bonus: The entire cast ofQueer Eye

Premiere Of Netflix's 'Queer Eye' Season 1 - After Party
Getty ImagesEmma McIntyre

This cast of cuties is here to make everyone's life better and more fun. They each elevate you to your best self...without being too unattainable. So obviously they're the embodiment of a charcuterie and cheese plate (the fancy version of meat, cheese, and crackers).





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